Wine Teeth

Before leaving a holiday party (or any party for that matter) and telling people you’re okay to drive, please check your teeth in the mirror. Make sure there are not dried red remnants of red wine stuck between your teeth. If you get pulled over with Wine Teeth, you might as well just hand over a copy of your insurance with both of your wrists extended for the handcuffs.

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